If you play in a water bucket with your running shoes on and then your Daddy takes you to the park for a couple hours, when you finally get home to your Mama, who is the only person who understands when you say, "Sock off", even if you are clear as day, and she neatly whips off your shoes and knows to let you take off your socks all by yourself because you are NOT a baby, then you might be able to show her your raisin toes and raisin feet and she will laugh at your Daddy because come on, how could he miss that your feet are shriveling up into alien feet, did he even check???, and she will not let you try to pick off the bottom of your feet because she has lots of common sense, unlike some parents, I mean people.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Raisin Toes
If you play in a water bucket with your running shoes on and then your Daddy takes you to the park for a couple hours, when you finally get home to your Mama, who is the only person who understands when you say, "Sock off", even if you are clear as day, and she neatly whips off your shoes and knows to let you take off your socks all by yourself because you are NOT a baby, then you might be able to show her your raisin toes and raisin feet and she will laugh at your Daddy because come on, how could he miss that your feet are shriveling up into alien feet, did he even check???, and she will not let you try to pick off the bottom of your feet because she has lots of common sense, unlike some parents, I mean people.
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